HAHAHA.

This joke got me laughing like crap the entire morning. I laughed till I teared.

Ah Beng walked into a bar in New York.

At the bar, the bartender asked the first man what he wants to order.

The man said,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE".

The bartender asked the next man what he wanted to order and he says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".

Then finally, the bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks,

"AND YOU, SIR ?"

Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED Lah"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHRHARHAARH.

OMG SO FUNNY SO FUNNY SO FUNNY.