I think I have decided to turn into that typical mad girl syndrome. I will find a boy to obssess with. (No more Zaibo cus he said he prefers skinny girls) Then I'll start developing a one sided relationship. And if he breaks my heart I will cry a river. No 2 rivers for him.
Then I'll stalk him every where. Pick all the tissue papers he have used up and collect them in a jar. After the jar is full, I will recycle them to wipe my own mucus when I get a flu.
I will also write love letters to him every day, expressing how hopelessly in love I am with him and the different ways he's been hurting me; like a million prick of needles to my atrium and ventricle. I will say things like "you're the air that I breathe, I'm a toothbrush, you're the teeth."
Plus, if I ever find out that he likes another girl, or already is with another girl, I will ask the girl to start a blog and fight with her through our respective tagboards. Then I'll leave hate tags saying that she should pump her ... with a basketball pump cus it's so flat. And she'll leave hate tags saying I am as fat as her grandmother.
That'll be more interesting than being emo.
I AM BORED. =[ *Starts pouring imaginary tears*
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