Eminem on repeat.

This is Miss PMS speaking.

ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I want to dine at Carousel.

I want to punch a dude.

I want to sit on a swing, the one by the beach.

I want to dig a grave. Of a dead grasshopper.

I want to ride the Singapore Flyer.

I want to sleep on a fluffy cloud.

I want my family to be safe and happy.

I want my girlfriends to be wiser and stronger.

I want to ditch my RJ. Oh wait, I've done it.

I want fishies to nibblenibbley my feet again.

I want to visit President Nathan to tell him he’s cute.

I want to recline in a pile of EURO money.

I want to grab a jerk by his neck and shove his head down a pot of boiling ketupats.

I want to slide down a rainbow.

I want to ask my grandparents for descriptions on how it is like to be in love.

I want to tell a friend to seek for me if he/she ever needs me.

I want to tell a cousin to stand up for herself.

I want to hold a toddler’s hand.

I want to climb a tree and take a picture.

I want to read Shakespeare again.

I want to chase a....no make it Mas Selamat.

I want to prison all the sharkfin killers.

I want to tell myself that comfort will be embracing me in just a few days time.

I want someone to tell me that it’s okay to be feeling like this.

I want to ask if you would do/wish for all of these with me?

Okay I know most answers would be "In your big fat dreams!"

Oh yes since I’m suffering from this syndrome, I might as well get all bias and unreasonable. I created these stickmen drawings from paint early this year but I have never mustered the courage to show it to public. Why? Because…

1) It’s ugly
2) It’s ugly
3) Have I mentioned it’s ugly?

Oh and it may not even make any sense.

So here it is: 10 promises a man should make to the woman he loves. Awwwwwhhhhhh Rasyidah, GET A LIFE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

But first thing first, I hope no one rips them off because despite the fugliness and false inspiration, you know crediting yourself for other’s work is a bad, bad thing to do. BADBADPERSON! So no ripping please. That will be very much appreciated. Thank you! Muackzx. XD

I crafted out the 10 promises myself before I go on to drawing them on Paint.

















My favourite's got to be the menses and the throwing of the chair.

So Faiz.....yournamesolong, am I qualified for a challenge yet?