These wounds are Self Inflicted.

Sean: You still don't have boyfriend ah?

R: No..

Sean: How come?

*This is the part where I would ignore the question because I am too lazy to open my mouth to explain*

Sean: Eh fun you know got boyfriend. Do fun things together. You can have a lot of FUN.

By this part of the conversation, I was still sleepily photocopying some documents.

Sean: You want, I introduce you to some one?

*Still photocopying...*

Sean: See. *Took out his phone and showed a Chinese dude in his early 20s* You like or not? I want to introduce to you.

R: Don't want.

Sean: You don't want?

R: My type and your type different leh.

Sean: What my type?! He's not my type la, he's my friend.

R: I don't want.

Sean: How come you don't want to have boyfriend oneeee?

R: I dono lah.

Sean: I think you lesbian

Now that I am typing these, where the heck did I get the "my type and your type is different" nonsense....I wonder.

But anyway.

I must say, today is a good, goooood day.

Later then I say. Now I want to sleep.