Fat is subjective. Now start saying fat is beautiful!

(9:59 PM) Shadow Cat :
my cheeks are getting thicker and chubbier

(10:01 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
my stomach is one heap of solidified oil

(10:03 PM) Shadow Cat :
my thighs are made of chicken fats

(10:04 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
my hips are like soooooooooooo fat i cannot enter the room

(10:04 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so round that i can be kicked from one end of the woodland's soccer field to another end at the kallang field

(10:06 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
im toooooooooo flabby, when i walk my fats starts jiggling

(10:07 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so heavy that when i jump, the whole world starts to shake

(10:09 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
my ass is too huge. others uses sanitary napkins, i use adult diapers

(10:12 PM) Shadow Cat :
my stomach is so huge that when i am in the train, people gave me their seats cus they thought i was pregnant

(10:15 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
others need one seat in the train.. i can take the whole row

(10:16 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so huge that when i lie on the bed, i have a very stable centre of gravity as my right and left sides of the body are jutting out from the bed

(10:17 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
i am soooooooooooo fat i can't even get into the lift without it beeping and warning its overloaded.. so i climb the stairs. but i've another problem.. i have to walk sideways up the stairs!!

(10:20 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so blardy fat that when i wana go down the escalator, people actually push me aside to tell me to take the stairs. but when i am climbing down, they find i was too slow so they decided to push me down instead and left me to roll down till i reach the landing. (liddat my fats all in pain!)

(10:21 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
i am soooooooooo freaking fat that while others go grocery shopping weekly.. i go on a daily basis

(10:23 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so big that i have difficulties finding for an underwear with size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl

(10:23 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
im sooo heavy.. others weigh in kg/pounds, i weigh in tonnes

(10:24 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so fat that when i stand beside an elephant, it actually looks small

(10:25 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
i am too huge even the fattest man on earth wouldn't want to date me

(10:26 PM) Shadow Cat :
i am so overweight that when i take a seat on the ground, it actually cracks

(10:28 PM) SaRAh- 'Princess:
i am toooo fat i bathe in a swimming pool

On another silly note, my mum taught me something earlier.

"Eh when you have boyfriend right, you ask him: ini sendirian berhad or tajaan?"

Or let me translate it into English for you: "This is private limited or sponsored?"

Hahahaha. Don't understand? Ask me personally ok. Tsk I can't believe my mum actually taught me that.